Pie Heaven

Pie is wonderful. Sure, there are plenty of other great creations. The lightbulb, for instance. Super helpful. It's hard to imagine life without Velcro. And when I was wrapping up my leg splint with a Hefty bag, I was feeling pretty impressed with its utility. But Pie is pure genius! I love it! Who invented it? Someone should look on Wikipedia and find out. I like almost every single kind of pie imaginable, except maybe cheesecake. (What is cheesecake? Why does it look like a pie but is called cake?) When I'm older, I'm going to eat a piece of pie and a cup of coffee every morning. My own breakfast of champions. I need to wait until I'm a little older though, just in case it turns out to be a bad idea.